I wasn’t looking for exercise equipment. Chuck Norris said some strange things recently and I used Google to search for his comments. Instead of explaining Mr. Norris’s take on the subject, one of the links led me to a Web site that sells gym equipment he endorses. I tried to close the tab but this chat window popped up. I was encouraged to ask a question and so I did. What’s shown below is the actual chat.
Jessica: Hey wait, don’t go! I’d like to offer you an EXTRA 10% OFF your Total Gym, extend your in-home trial period from 30 to 60 days plus FREE Shipping if you order RIGHT NOW! Click Here to take advantage of this limited time offer!
Jessica: Please let me know if you have any questions by typing in the space below.
Jessica: How may I help you today?
You: Chuck Norris is a loony, is he not?
Jessica: Thank you for visiting Total Gym Direct! Have a great day.
You: You asked me if I had any question. Please answer the previous question.
[Jessica terminated chat.]
I don’t criticize people in a mean way. At least I try not to. But sometimes I like to poke fun at public blowhards. And Chuck Norris certainly qualifies as one. Why, you ask?
Please feel free to read this Vanity Fair article or this post from Wonkette blog if you have time.